Cavemen premiers tonight on ABC. I saw the pilot a couple months ago; it is so horrible you MUST watch it. In one of their ads they state “critics are already beginning to rave” and use a quote pulled from ESPN the magazine (truly our nations finest tv sitcom reviewers). Why didn’t they quote me? This is what I twittered: “Watching Cavemen pilot. It’s just solid black jokes… only with cavemen. Fucking idiots.”