Tired of primates knocking over your home theater components? Onkyo has an elegant solution for people that can’t be bothered to mount their speakers properly.

A related piece of ingenuity: I recently screwed a pair of Packard Bell computer speakers to the bottom of my coffee table to provide “high quality” sound when I’m using my laptop in the living room. I’m also trying to mount my extra laptop to the bottom of the table to act as a music server… but the duct tape hasn’t been holding (I guess it can’t do everything). I’ll keep you posted on the progress of my network attached coffee table.